Hey, Nick Saban:

Classy job with the Dolphins. Alabama should be much easier... they just ran off a pedigreed coach who delivered a 10-2 record the year before.

I'm not angry at the lies. I'm not angry about running to greener pastures.

I'm angry at the disdain for the people of South Florida.

You don't like us? You don't like our lifestyle? You don't like the atmosphere down here? Well we don't like your personnel moves (Drew Brees probably wouldn't have worked out anyway). We don't like your condescension.

And most of all, we don't like your dumb-ass Panama hat.